Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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