16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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