Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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