he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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