is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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