it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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