i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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