whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
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