Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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