I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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