i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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