i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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