so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i think i have herpe
just one?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
where does the pee come out of this thing
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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