So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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