Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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