K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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