I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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