forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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