we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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