I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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