So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
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Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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