I'm gonna have a badass scar
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
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When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.