guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
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well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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