I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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