I want to have your abortion
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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