so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
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'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
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