Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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