Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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