She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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