cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
