R you on birth control?
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
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hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.