ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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