Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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