whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
She needs sedatives and a leash
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
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