Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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