how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
