Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
