Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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