just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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