fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
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Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
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Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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