that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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