You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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