Are we in a gay sports bar?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
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