come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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