They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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