I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Randomize
