The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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