do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
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but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Every concussion has its silver lining
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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