I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
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If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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