i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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