you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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