By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
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I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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