Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He felt like a one man threesome
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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