SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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