We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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